Days of Christmas – Recipe for “Fruit Cake”


Greetings! We are 17 days away from Christmas! Are you ready? LOL I know – I haven’t started either! Well don’t be stressed, sometimes we work better under presser. At least thats what I keep repeating to myself so I don’t go totally crazy! Here’s a funny little recipe, in the “Spirits of the Holidays”!

1 cup water
1 cup of sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
1 gallon whiskey

  1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
  2. Take a large bowl.  Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
  3. Pour one level cup and drink.
  4. Repeat.
  5. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
  6. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
  7. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
  8. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  9. Mix on the turner.
  10. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  11. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
  12. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares.
  13. Check the whiskey.
  14. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
  15. Whatever you can find.
  16. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
  17. Don’t forget to heat off the turner.
  18. Throw the bowl out of the window.
  19. Check the whiskey again.
  20. Go to bed.

Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?


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Hope you all enjoy your Fruit Cake 😉 Happy Holidays!

~ Cristina

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